VBScript/BATCH Files and Pranks

For all your annoying needs

E-bomb

The E-bomb is probaly the most famous pop-up bomb in the history of hacking, and it is very easy to make,

First open Notepad, and then type a list of random documents like "start MicrosoftOffice" or other programs, in the end it should look something like this

start iexplore "www.google.com"
start iexplore "javascript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.
moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} Shw(6)"
start iexplore "www.webs.com"
start iexplore "www.beezid.com"
start iexplore "www.blah.com"
start iexplore "www.webs.com"
start iexplore "www.hahaha.com"
start iexplore "www.roflshack.com"
start iexplore "www.webs.com"
start iexplore "www.things.com"
start iexplore "www.google.com"
start iexplore "javascript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.
moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} Shw(6)"
start iexplore "www.armorgames.com"
start iexplore "www.something.com"
start iexplore "www.google.com"
start iexplore "www.mylazysundays.com"
start iexplore "www.bored.com"
start iexplore "www.python.com"
start iexplore "www.something.com"
start iexplore "www.brazzers.com"
start iexplore "www.blahblah.com"
start iexplore "javascript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.
moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} Shw(6)"
msg * (A Virus Has Entered Your Computer"
cls
msg * (Virus Activating...)
cls
msg * (Virus Activated)
cls
msg * (Deleting All Files Please Stand By...)
cls
msg * (Virus Is Shutting Down Computer...)
cls
msg * (Virus Complete)
cls
@echo off

 

it doesnt have to be this complicated but it should look something like this, if your still confused look at this video and it should clear things up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVUYZWR5Q-Q

 

Matrix

This one will make a cool looking matrix type of file!

 

@echo off

color 2

:start

echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%               %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%    %random% %random% %random%

goto start

 

 

 

 

Remember to save it in Notepad as a .Bat file

Location Finder/ IP address finder

This isnt really a batch file but i couldn't find any other place to put it that would suite it, though the program that Im going to is a batch file so here we go.... First, 

 Let’s say you want to hack your friend’s computer. Well the first and the essential thing to do (of course if you’re    asdfsdfasdfassadfasdfasdfawdf       hacking over the internet.) is to find out his IP address. There are several methods of doing it but here’s an easy one. The only thing you have to do is to actually make your friend click a link you send him. When that person clicks the link, you will receive information like IP Address, Country, Host name, Operating System /Browser Details and region name . Just follow instructions below:

Go to this link , http://www.shivampatel.net/trace/ here you have to type in your email  address. Then you hit Register on the bottom of your page and go to your email, and within a couple minutes you’ll get a unique link that looks kinda like this one here http://acmepeers.com/?u=vyg. Then you tell people to click on that link or send it to people or etc, and when someones clicks that link you will receive tracing reports to your email,................. It looks like this . 

 This method will not work if the person whose information you want to get is using a proxy server.

Then you will get false information.............................. SO there you go, thats how you find someone's information and there location.

 

WOWOWWWOOWOWOWO, i tried it and it works, I am very surprised, it send all the info of the person to your computer.  WOW lol

Shutdown codes

Typing any of these will shut down, log off, or restart your computer.

Let's begin:

 Shutdown -f : shutdown f is forced close all programs

 Shutdown -r : shutdown r is a restart 

 Shutdown -s : shutdown s is shutdown

 Shutdown -t : shutdown t is timed shutdown

 Shutdown -c : make a comment appear when shutting something down

 Shutdown -a : Aborts a shutdown

A simple shutdown code that makes the user aware of a shutdown would be:

         Shutdown -s -f -t 10 -c "have a nice day"

 ok so with that code it would shutdown the computer close all the programs open and something would pop up counting down from 10 and saying have a nice day

 *Remember to put these codes into the command prompt